Michael Bublé

It seems this guy is flavour of the month around Christmas.
Good that he has a total "CASH IN" album out, fancifully entitled "CHRISTMAS".

Now don't get me wrong, the guy is a great singer. His voice is like velvet rubbing on a balloon, and the static created lighting the whole room up. The thing that annoys me about him is not the sound.

It's in his delivery.

He pauses when he shouldn't, he elongates words when he shouldn't.

It's like he's heard the song, and thought, "Well, let's 'Buble' this bad boy up".

Next time you hear him singing a Christmas song, just watch his timing on the words.

H

Pay

It's now been 10 years since I've had a pay rise.

I'm asleep 'cos I'm tired.

You're dozing off, on the sofa. So what do people do? "Wake up - you're falling asleep!"

Because I'm TIRED!

Stuff that Pees me off

TV game shows that now are only celebrity based.
Remember when actual people used to get to be on tv? It was on game shows. Now, thanks to ITV and BBC fixing their shows and phone calls, we now get "Celeb" versions. With the prizes going to "charity".

What a load of bollocks.

Who really wants to see H from Steps answering questions on Who Wants to Be a Millionnaire? His charitable fortune really gives us a lift. If the gameshow really cared about "charity", why not downgrade the questions and give them a leg up to some meaty money? Say start the quiz at £100,000 and make each question worth £100,000. Then we'd see the toffy apples roll in. Again, like I said, Bollocks.